Too Old to Cut the Mustard
10
Ways To Know You Bought a Redneck Computer
1. Lower corner of screen has the words
"Etch-A-Sketch" on it.
2. It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.
3. In order to start it you need some jumper cables
and a friend's car.
4. It's slogan is "Pentium: redefining mathematics".
5. The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long.
6. Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your
neighborhood start howling.
7. The screen often displays the message,
"Ain't it break time yet?"
8. The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!"
9. The only chip inside is a Dorito.
10. You've decided that your computer is an excellent addition
to your fabulous paperweight collection.
1. Lower corner of screen has the words
"Etch-A-Sketch" on it.
2. It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.
3. In order to start it you need some jumper cables
and a friend's car.
4. It's slogan is "Pentium: redefining mathematics".
5. The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long.
6. Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your
neighborhood start howling.
7. The screen often displays the message,
"Ain't it break time yet?"
8. The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!"
9. The only chip inside is a Dorito.
10. You've decided that your computer is an excellent addition
to your fabulous paperweight collection.
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Do you remember Etch-A-Sketch? It's not just for Rednecks.
Here's a couple more.
And even more that can be viewed in larger size.
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