"Oh! How I Hate to Get Up in the Morning"
Oh! How I Hate to Get Up in the Morning
Music by: Irving Berlin
Lyrics by: Berlin
Published 1918 by 
Waterson, Berlin & Snyder
[Verse 1]
The oth-er day I chanced to meet a sol-dier friend of mine, 
He'd been in camp for sev-'ral weeks and he was look-ing fine; 
His mus-cles had de-vel-oped and his cheeks were ros-y red, 
I asked him how he liked the life, and this is what he said: 

[Chorus]
"Oh! how I hate to get up in the morn-ing, 
Oh! how I'd love to re-main in bed; 
For the hard-est blow of all, 
is to hear the bu-gler call; 

You've got to get up, you've got to get up, 
you've got to get up this morn-ing! 

Some-day I'm go-ing to mur-der the bu-gler, 
Some day they're go-ing to find him dead; 
I'll amp-u-tate his rev-eil-le 
and step up-on it heav-i-ly, 
And spend the rest of my life in bed." 

[Verse 2]
A bu-gler in the arm-y is the luck-i-est of men, 
He wakes the boys at five and then goes back to bed a-gain; 
He does-n't have to blow a-gain un-til the af-ter-noon, 
If ev-'ry-thing goes well with me, I'll be a bu-gler soon. 

[Second Chorus]
"Oh! how I hate to get up in the morn-ing, 
Oh! how I'd love to re-main in bed; 
For the hard-est blow of all, 
is to hear the bu-gler call; 

You've got to get up, you've got to get up, 
you've got to get up this morn-ing! 

Oh! boy the min-ute the bat-tle is o-ver, 
Oh! boy the min-ute the foe is dead; 
I'll put my un-i-form a-way, 
and move to Phil-a-del-phi-a, 
And spend the rest of my life in bed."