
I Am Woman
If Women Ruled the World...
(There Would Be No More Wars)








Blonde Joke
A blind man makes
his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After Sitting there for awhile,
he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?
The
bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the
woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is
only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The
bouncer is a blonde "biker girl."
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 pound
blonde woman with a black belt in karate!
4. The woman sitting next to
me is a blonde and a professional weightlifter
5. The lady to your
right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it
seriously Mister, Do you still wanna tell that joke?
The blind man
thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "Nah...not if I'm gonna
have to explain it five times."
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Another Misconception of Epic Proportions
A man was driving up a winding mountain road as a woman driving the other way leaned out her window and yelled, "PIG!!"
The man leaned out of his window and yelled, "BITCH!!"
After he rounded the next curve, he ran into a pig.
I Am Woman
Recorded By: Helen Reddy - 1972
Words and Music By: Helen Reddy and Ray Burton
I am woman, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back an' pretend
'cause I've heard it all before
And I've been down there on the floor
No one's ever gonna keep me down again
CHORUS:
Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman
You can bend but never break me
'cause it only serves to make me
More determined to achieve my final goal
And I come back even stronger
Not a novice any longer
'cause you've deepened the conviction in my soul
CHORUS:
I am woman watch me grow
See me standing toe to toe
As I spread my lovin' arms across the land
But I'm still an embryo
With a long long way to go
Until I make my brother understand
Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to I can face anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman
Oh, I am woman
I am invincible
I am strong
I am woman
I am invincible
I am strong
I am woman

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