The Little Old Lady from Pasedena


I May Be Bad, But I'm Perfectly Good At It.

I found this saying on the Internet and researched it.
It may have been invented by a woman,
but I'm sure some men can relate to it.
I offer what I found for your enjoyment.

ATTITUDE QUOTES

(SUPERIOR ME!!!!!or if it applies to you, STUPID ME!!!!!or of course, and this applies to most of my friends, STRANGE/FREAKY/WEIRD ME!!!!)

"...::...angel...::..."

"I put the world at your feet you kicked it in the dirt" - City High.

(6)Youkai Hime(6) <-- Means Demon Princess).

(K)ive G0t a Perfect smi|ea cute Li| WasteLipz The Guyz Wanna TastePretty Hair -n- sexy eyesbaby i G0t 0u Hipn0tized(K)

(L) .oeove means neva having o say ur sorryo. (L)

(Name) is a few beans short of a burrito.

(Name) is a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

.:<"x.V.i.c.t.o.r.i.a.x">:. (You can put your name and take out any periods that aren't needed.)

I'm multitalented. I can talk and piss u off at the same time.

. .oS..oH. .oO ..oR..oT..oY.

4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep.

831-8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning, I love you.

A bestfriend is someone you could call @ 3 AM and say 'I'm in jail in Mexico' and they'd say I'll b rite there! WAIT A MINUTE!!! My bestfriend wouldn't be the 1 to bail me out of jail! They'd b sittin rite there in the cell wit me sayin 'Damn! That was fun!!!'

A DaY WiThOuT LiGhT iS.. LiKe... WeLL... UmMM.. NiGhT!

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted the only real kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkeys monkey.

After God made man he said, "I can do better than that."

All my life been po' even though it really don't matter no mo'.

Always remember your unique, just like everyone else.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

As an older more mature young adult your job is to...make fun of the little kids!

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Can I borrow your library card because I'd like to check you out.

Can I get directions to your heart; I'm kind of lost in your eyes.

Can I have your picture, that way I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Cancel my subscriptions...I'm over your issues.

Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children.

CLICK YOUR HEELS AND SAY I NEED A LIFE, I NEED A LIFE.

Computers must be males cause in order to get their attention; you have to turn them on.

Curiosity killed the cat, but the monkey gets away with murder.

Cuz everytime I write a rhyme...These people think it's a crime to tell 'em what's on my mind..I guess I'm a criminal" - Eminem.

DARE to keep cops off doughnuts.

Did u fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down?

Did you know by reading this you have wasted 14 seconds of your life?

Did you know your smart? Smarter than a cucumber on wheels!

Do u (L) me? Do u not? U told me once, but I 4got, now tell me now and tell me true. So I can say I (L) U 2.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Do you come with an instruction manual cuz ur confusin me!

Don't be mean unless you gotta! If you gotta then be as mean as you can!

Don't call me a GODDESS, Don't call me a QUEEN, Just call me the cutest PRINCESS you've ever seen!

DON'T HATE ME BECASUE I'M BEAUTFUL HATE ME BECAUSE YOUR BOYFRIEND THINKS I AM!

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!  Hate me because....well....Okay!...Hate me because I'm beautiful!

Don't judge what your small mind cannot comprehend.

DON'T LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE.

DONT PLAYA HATE PARTICIPATE APRECIATE N CONGRATULATE!

DON'T SAY YOU LOVE ME UNLESS U REALLY MEAN IT, CUZ I MIGHT DO SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE BELIEVE IT.

Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would The Queen.

Don't upset me, I'm running outta places to hide the bodies.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Everyone gets a chance in da spotlight, u can have it when I'm done!

Everyone says you only fall in love once but that's not true, every time I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.

Everyone's entitled to be stupid, but your overusing the privilege.

Everything's better when he's around... Can't wait till his parents go out of town.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs<<--<<

First God created man...Then he had a better idea.

FOR ALL OF YOU WHO TALK ABOUT ME THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD!

Friends don't let friends drink and take home ugly men.

Girls are so complex, they confuse themselves.

Go find a straw, 'cause you suck.

God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.

God made all creatures beautiful, he just spent a little more time on some of us!!!

God Made beer. God made wine. God made m man 0 s0 fine.

God made mud, God made dirt and God made boys, so girls can flirt.

God made Pepsi...God made coke...God made boys...just for a joke.

God made special people and I am one of them.

Gurl, ur sweeter than a cinnabun!

GURL,I GOT MORE GAME THEN A PLAYSTATION.

GUYS ARE LIKE ROSES WATCH OUT FOR THE PRICKS.

Guys are like slinkies... Its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs...

GuYs ArE LiKe StArS, tHeRe ArE mIlLiOnS oF tHeM, bUt OnLy OnE CaN mAkE YoUr dREaMs cOmE TrUe.

Guys don't say EX, they say NEXT.

Half the people here envy me...and the other half...who cares?

He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw.

He looked me deeply in the eyes. He lied and said "I won't make u cry" and when I thought it was 2 good 2 be true, he blew me off and found someone new.

hE lUVs Me LUvS mE nOt ; If He DoEsNt He JuSt BrOkE mY hEaRt.

Heaven won't have me and hell's afraid I'll take over!

How many rich, sweet, sensitive, hott guys are out there?? 2, but they're dating each other!!!

Huked on foniks wurket fer me, kant cha tell?

I ain't a playa, I just crush a lot.

i AiNt tHe MaIn EvEnT iM the WhOLe DaYuM ShOw.

I am actually quite pleasant...till i'm awake!!!!

I am independant and abusive, stay outta my way.

I am not a player...I'm the game.

I am not gifted, i am weird.

I came from heaven to take over hell. hehe...

I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.

I don't have an Attitude Problem...I'm supposed to be like this.

I don't know what makes her so dumb, but it really works.

I Don't need Your Attitude, I Have One Of My Own.

I don't swim in your toliet so don't pee in muh pool.

I had a dream that I still loved u  I think I woke up screaming.

I HAVE A PERMANENT SMILE ON MY FACE, MY FRIENDS ALL COMPLAIN THAT I'M GOING INSANE, BUT THE TRUTH IS THEY'RE JUST AFRAID.

I know i'm not perfect, but i'm so close it scares me!

I like your style, I like your class, but most of all I like your ass.

I look for a man wit a V.C.R... Very Cute Rear.

I looked him in the eye, looked down at his lips, moved closer to him and gave him a kiss.

I love not being you!

I may be bad, but I am perfectly good at it.

I may not always be right, but I'm NEVER wrong.

I ran into my ex the other day....put in reverse, and hit him again!!!!!

I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers, turned off the bed, and hopped in the light, all because you kissed me goodnight.

I really thought that our luv was meant to be, i guess not cause you're no in luv wit me(U) .

I smile because I have no idea what's going on.

I think, therefore I'm single.

I try not to let school interfere with my social life.

I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive, then I realized that suicide is a crime!!!

I wAs BoRn G0od bUt i NeVa SaiD I'd StaY that WaY.

I wasn't kissing him, I was just telling his lips a secret!!

I went from candy and toys... to cellphones and boys.

If all my gurlz jumped off a bridge I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

If I kiss him will he stop talking?

If My LoVe FoR yOu ToOk ThE fOrM oF wAtEr... I'd Be DrOwNiNg.

if u ever counted the stars at nite u'd c how many days id wait 2 hold u tite.

If U Want Me To Fall 4 U... U Gotta Give Me Sumthin Worth Trippin Ova.

IF YOU HATE ME, I LOVE YOU TOO. IT AIN'T MY FAULT I'M CUTER THAN YOU.

If you mess with the best, you'll go down like the rest.

If you wanna get wit me call 1-800-I don't think so!!

If your happy and you know it .............get out of my house.

I'll try being nicer... If you try being smarter.

I'm an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!

I'm blonde, what's your excuse?

I'm in like with you, But I'm in love with him.

I'm Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty.

I'm not a bad girl, just a good girl that does bad things.:b

I'm not a blonde!!  I'm knot!  I'm knot!  I'm knot!

I'm not a COMPLETE IDIOT, some parts are missing.

I'm not a devil; I'm just an angel with a bad attitude.

I'm not a lie, I'm not an illusion, I'm an angel so what's the confusion???

I'm not always there when u call, but I'm always on time, I gave u my all, so baby be mine!

I'm not as think as you confused I am.

I'm not crazy... I'm a teen.

I'm not here right now but if you scream really loud into your monitor I might be able to hear you.

I'm not like u guys..I'm really not like you" - Blink 182.

I'm NoT sHy, I jUsT dOn'T lIkE yOu.

I'm not supposed to love you, I'm not supposed to care. I'm not supposed to live my life wishing you were there. I'm not supposed to wonder where you are or what you do. I'm sorry I can't help myself, I'm just so in love with you.

I'm not weird! I'm gifted.

I'm sugar, and spice, and everything nice...before you mess with me...you best think twice.

I'm sweet like suger, soft like suede, but unlike nintendo I never get played.

-iMaGiNe Ur LiFe WiTh0uT Me- -MiseRaBLe HuH?-

In Reality....The Player Isn't Actually Playing The Other Person......He's Playing Himself..

In some cultures, what I do is considered normal.

IN THE END, ONLY KINDNESS MATTERS.

iTs A GiRLz WoRlD, BoYz JuS LiVe In iT.

It's not called showing off, it's called you being mad because you can't do it!

iTs nOt cOnSiDeReD BeIn BaD uNLeSs u GeT cAuGhT.

It's ok to kiss a fool. It's ok to let a fool kiss you. But never let a kiss fool you.

Its one thing to ask is why do we break up. Have you ever wondered why it is why it is we fall in love?

It's quality....not quantity!

Its worse than you think, they ARE out to get you!

Jesus Christ on a cross! - Drop Dead Gorgeous.

Just cause you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you!

LALALALALALAL!!! I'm not listening!

Last night I looked up at the stars, And matched each one with a reason why I love you, I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars

Little kids say they love someone but they don't mean it like teenagers do...

Love is like honey and lemons... sometimes sweet and sometimes sour.

Love is like money, everyone wants it, its great when you have it, but it disappears really fast.

Love; A very strong word. Use with EXTREME caution.

Loving U is like breathing...how can I stop?

Milk does the body good but DAMN how much did you drink?

Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh.

My door is always open, so feel free to leave!!

Nothing's possible....unless ur Britney Spears and wanna sing."

Never underestimate the power of blondes especally if there is more than one.

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS.

NO OCIFFER THERE'S NO BLOOD IN MY ALCOHOL SYSTEM.

No one can tell me what to do, it's my life and I will live it the way I want to.

No where on  your birth certificate did it say life would be fair.

Nobody's perfect therefore I must be a nobody.

Normal people worry me.

Not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we?.

Ociffer, I swear to drunk I'm not God.

One of the hardest things to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.

ONLY 10 of MEN go to HEAVEN, cuz if they ALL went it WOULD be HELL.

Only God can judge me now. -Tupac Shakur.

People Create their own Drama.

Real Eyes, Realize, Real Lies.

Roses are red violets are blue ~Sugar is sweet and so are you, ~But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead~The sugar bowls empty and so is your head.

Roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

Rosez r red, Violetz r blu, Suga iz sweet, but revenge iz 2.

Should I laugh cause we're friends or cry cause that's all we're going to be?

Silence is golden...but shouting is fun!

SMILE! It scares people!!

Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again...skinned knees are easier to fix then broken hearts.

SPACE FOR RENT: call 1-800-ihaveroominmyhead

Stoners live and stoners die. In the end we all get high. So if in life you don't succeed, forget it all and smoke some wed.

Stop honkin' your horns stop callin' my name I ain't fallen 4 ya game.

Tap your heels together and say "i need a life. I need a life"

Thats alright thats ok, I don't like you neway!

That's alright, that's okay, you're gonna pump my gas someday!!

That's how it is, that's how I want it, this is my world, I'm sittin' on it.

The closest thing u will eva come to a brain storm is a light drizzle.

The door is always open; feel free to leave!

THE ONLY PERSON CUTER THAN ME IS MY REFLECTION.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

This day was a total waste of make-up.

This is a taco-burito converstaion NACHOS.

To catch me you gotta be fast, to find me you gotta be smart, but to BE ME!!! DAMN!! You must be kidding!!

Tormented by my beauty?

Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.

U can say u love me but until u prove it the words mean nothing 2 me.

U know what? U need to call 1-800 get-a-life and stop revolving around mine.

Unique is an understatement; I'm just messed up.

We are the people your parents warned you about.

We weren't sisters by birth, but we knew from the start... fate brought us together to be sisters by heart!

What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks.

What are you going 2 do 4 a face when the baboon asks for its back??

What you see is what you get, so make your move...you won't regret!

When you finally find the perfect guy you think to yourself, why isn't he taken?

Where is the good in Good-Bye?

Who licked the icing off your cupcake?

Whoever said that money can't buy happiness, ain't been shoppin at the right malls!!!

Wit a X n' a O im out lyke whoa.

Women are stupider than men, because we date them. (I hate to admit it). LOL

Wouldn't it be nice if there were an Escape key for all of our problems?

y do we (L) he dnes Who ignore us and ignore he one Who (L) u??

YeA u'D bE PReTTy good LOoKiN iF iT WaSnT FoR yOuR FaCe.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

You can fall from a treetop, you can fall from above, but whatever you do, don't fall in love.

You care more about breasts and thighs than Kernal Sanders ever did!

You change like the weather.

YOU FALL IN LOVE ONCE, YOU FALL IN LOVE TWICE, THE LAST TIME YOU LEARN THAT BOYS AREN'T NICE.

You know you're in love when the hardest thing to say is goodbye.

You laugh because i'm different, I laugh because you'r all the same.

You never know what you have until you lose it, and once you lose it, you can never get it back.

You think ur so cool-- u think ur all that-- well ppsshh--- whats up with that?

YOU! OFF MY PLANET!

You're as deep as a kiddie pool..

Your envy creates my energy, ever wonder why im so hyper?

You're just jealous cuz the little voices talk to me!

You're only bad if you're caught... So that makes me a good girl, RIGHT!?

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