Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

(Updated as of 07/26/2008.)
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Welcome to Humor 101.  Many of you have sent me text jokes over the past 14 years.  I have enjoyed each and everyone for many reasons.  Since I started my web sites thanks to my wife, Lois, I have resolved to create pages with all three elements available on the Internet (sound, action, and text).  This is a time consuming effort.  And the Muse doesn't always provide the answers for all three elements at once.  A lot of humor sits in the recesses of my computer languishing for lack of these answers.  So, the Muse finally gave a solution for these pieces of humor.

Most of the humor will be distributed in a standard format of sound and graphics with emphasis on the text that I received.  As you can imagine, some of the humor is not fit for general distribution.  I have tried specialized e-mails to get around this problem of distribution of adult humor.  Even this procedure is unsatisfactory for several reasons.  However this standardized format will resolve required modifications and distribution for most of them.  I will continue to provide sound and graphics from the huge reservoir that I have accumulated over the past 13 years.  Please bear with me and tell me if you find personally objectionable material that I should remove.  I will try to accommodate any objections with the following caveats.



"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."  This saying first appeared in the 3rd century BC in Greek.  Shakespeare expressed a similar sentiment in Love's Labours Lost, 1588:  As William Shakespeare said further, "Nothing is black, white, or grey.  Only thinking makes it so."  I grew up in a family with a Mom and Dad that represented both ends of the spectrum regarding swearing.  My Mom wouldn't.  My Dad had almost 20 years in the military.  So, when they got mad at each other, Dad would swear and Mom would throw dishes.  Fortunately, they always made up because they truly loved each other.  Sometimes I used to wonder if my Mom just wanted a new set of dishes.  Please feel free to comment since I value your opinions.

Notes: I have always loved books.  I always wanted them to have sound and animated pictures.  Isn't it great that they can be all of this today on the Internet?



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