I Faw Down An' Go Boom!

By James Brockman, Leonard Stevens & B.B.B.


"I Faw Down An' Go Boom!"


VERSE:

Some kids say
That the world today
Is all upside down
Sometimes they're smiling,
Sometimes they frown.

My heart felt sore
For the kid next door,
When I saw him cry
Here's what he told me,
When I asked him why:

CHORUS:

"I played horsie down the street,
With my broom,
Down the street,
When somebody moved the street,
I faw down an' go boom!

I got right up on my horse,
Broom of course,
Was my horse,
When somebody moved my horse,
I faw down an' go boom!

I cried
An' cried
An' ran home to Ma!
It's all-
Right now,
But how that certain
Place was hurtin'
Mother put me straight to bed
Straight to bed
Oh, my head!
In my dreams they moved the bed
I faw down an' go boom!"

VERSE:

You go boom
An' I go boom
An' we all faw down
No use for crying,
No need to frown.

The boy worthwhile
Is the boy who'll smile
With tears in his eyes
What's a mere boom to
A fellow who's wise?

CHORUS:

"I took sweetie out to dine,
Out to dine,
She said "fine,"
When she ordered up some wine,
I faw down an' go boom!

Then I asked my pretty miss,
Pretty miss,
For a kiss,
With a bang she said "take this!"
I faw down an' go boom!

I cried
An' cried
An' said "I love you"
She laughed
An' laughed
An said "no jokin', you're provokin'"
We got home to my surprise
My surprise
She told lies
Hubby hit me 'tween the eyes
I faw down an' go boom!"