Blueberry Hill
I have resisted creating HTML for all the blonde jokes that are sent to me.  However, I have received one that is so good that I have given in.  I apologize to all women for the male attitude.  And I have balanced the war between the sexs with some counters to the male ego.  It's all in fun.  So, enjoy!


"Now you want me to clean out the garage!?
Where do you think I put the stuff that was in the attic?"

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...

* * *

A couple is lying in bed.
The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

* * *

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

* * *

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

* * *

A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!

* * *

Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN

* * *

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.

* * *

Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.

* * *

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

* * *

Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

* * *

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
Blueberry Hill
Glenn Miller (#1 1940)
- words by Al Lewis and Larry Stock
   and music by Vincent Rose
- as recorded by Louis Armstrong with Gordon Jenkins' Orchestra and Choir
   in New York City September 6, 1949

I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill
On Blueberry Hill when I found you
The moon stood still on Blueberry Hill
And lingered until my dreams came true

(The wind in the willow played
Love's sweet melody
But all of those vows we made
Were never to be)

Though we're apart you're part of me still
For you were my thrill on Blueberry Hill

(I found my thrill)
Come climb the hill with me baby
(on Blueberry Hill)
We'll see what we shall see
(on Blueberry Hill)
I'll bring my horn with me
(when I found you)
I'll be wit' you where berries are blue
(the moon stood still)
Each afternoon we'll go
(on Blueberry Hill)
Higher than the moon we'll go
(and lingered until)
Then to a weddin' in June we'll go
(my dreams came true)
Ba-ba-da-de-buzz-buzz va-de-n-da-day

The wind in the willow played (do you really love me)
Love's sweet melody (as I love you)
But all of those vows we made (will you still remember)
Were never to be (when the night is through)

Though we're apart you're part of me still
For you were my thrill on Blueberry Hill

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